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The guy in the helmet

I am the Darkerman.
Hero and possibly villain?
Don't worry, I'm here to keep you all safe from evil corporate executives.

— Happy Valentines Day and new Years.

Reasons why I haven’t been on here include: work, crime-fighting, being a generally nice person, and working on my broke cycle.

Anyways, hiya everybody, hope you’re all having a great day so far.

msslicingclaws:

My life is a tragedy.

— Reblog if this your first New Year’s on Tumblr.

americangladiator:

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— Gears keep jamming.

Damnit, I should get my cycle fixed better next time.

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

That’s a helluva way to introduce yourself. Do you tell all the ladies that on the first date?

Maybe, maybe not, but hey, at least I’m not a merc or assassin.

I actually have a friend who’s a merc, ya know.

So, your point being what?

Not all mercs are bad. S’all I’m saying.

Eh, I know that, though I don’t hang around any of them, some can be really friendly and perhaps not pop your head for a load of cash.

I don’t hang around many, jus’ Deadpool. He’s an alright guy.

What an odd choice of a merc name, but oh well, I don’t hang around very many people. I hang around only one person most of the time.

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

That’s a helluva way to introduce yourself. Do you tell all the ladies that on the first date?

Maybe, maybe not, but hey, at least I’m not a merc or assassin.

I actually have a friend who’s a merc, ya know.

So, your point being what?

Not all mercs are bad. S’all I’m saying.

Eh, I know that, though I don’t hang around any of them, some can be really friendly and perhaps not pop your head for a load of cash.

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

That’s a helluva way to introduce yourself. Do you tell all the ladies that on the first date?

Maybe, maybe not, but hey, at least I’m not a merc or assassin.

I actually have a friend who’s a merc, ya know.

So, your point being what?

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman started following you

Sup? I’m Jubilee!

Hello, I am the Darkerman.

The Darkerman? What, is there like a Darkman an’ a Darkestman, too?

No, are you crazy, there is no Darkman or Darkestman. So tell me, is there a Jubilee twinkle-toes running around then?

Jubilee is my actual name. Well actually, Jubilation is my actual name, but that’s dumb so I shortened it to Jubilee. I jus’ figured if you’re Darkerman ya gotta be darker than something.

Well it’s just a title, don’t gotta be darker than something, though I do kill people.

That’s a helluva way to introduce yourself. Do you tell all the ladies that on the first date?

Maybe, maybe not, but hey, at least I’m not a merc or assassin.

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman started following you

Sup? I’m Jubilee!

Hello, I am the Darkerman.

The Darkerman? What, is there like a Darkman an’ a Darkestman, too?

No, are you crazy, there is no Darkman or Darkestman. So tell me, is there a Jubilee twinkle-toes running around then?

Jubilee is my actual name. Well actually, Jubilation is my actual name, but that’s dumb so I shortened it to Jubilee. I jus’ figured if you’re Darkerman ya gotta be darker than something.

Well it’s just a title, don’t gotta be darker than something, though I do kill people.

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman:

fangedfirecracker:

darkerman started following you

Sup? I’m Jubilee!

Hello, I am the Darkerman.

The Darkerman? What, is there like a Darkman an’ a Darkestman, too?

No, are you crazy, there is no Darkman or Darkestman. So tell me, is there a Jubilee twinkle-toes running around then?